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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Enjoy!xD Breakfast in Bed This morning I made my mom breakfast in bed. I tried to be careful, but burnt all the bread. I tried to make sure that the coffee was hot, by boiling the bit left in yesterday's pot. I charred a few pancakes, potatoes, and grits. The sausage, I seared into smoldering bits. I made her some muffins like miniature coals, and roasted a package of cinnamon rolls. I scorched several servings of hamburger hash, and microwaved bacon until it was ash. I blackened a bagel, which started to smoke. The smoke alarm sounded. My mother awoke. I think she was panicked. She looked up in dread. I proudly presented her breakfast in bed. She grimaced, then silently counted to ten, and asked me to never make breakfast again. --Kenn Nesbitt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm Not Afraid of the Dark Oh, I'm not afraid of the darkness. I don't mind an absence of light. I can't say I'm scared of the sunset or things that go "bump" in the night. I've never been frightened of monsters or tentacles under my bed. Not skeletons, witches or goblins or creatures come back from the dead. I'm not at all worried of werewolves, or even a vampire's bite. I'm simply not scared of the darkness, except when you turn off the light. --Kenn Nesbitt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Wrote an Awful Poem I wrote an awful poem; it was bad in the extreme. I showed it to my sister and it made my sister scream. I gave it to my mother and she promptly flipped her lid. My father blew a gasket, and my baby brother hid. I brought my poem with me when I came to school today. My teacher nearly fainted and my friends all ran away. I never knew a poem could be such amazing fun, but that was such a blast, I think I'll write another one. --Kenn Nesbitt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope you enjoyed this 3 poems! I will post more if i have time! And, if you have any poems that you want to share, simply email to us at boogyteens@hotmail.com ! xD Yours, BoogyOrganiser(yingx2) Labels: Stories |